If Labour get in will Keir Starmer eat my children and my pets?

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I am really concerned that he is a savage, with Rishi (who doesn't really eat) Boris (who clearly only eats lard) and even Liz Truss (too dim to find the dogs/kids) I have felt safe, but Keir Starmer seems to me to be the sort who will seek out, bbq and eat my family.

Look at those gnashers

Should I vote Lib Dem?

I genuinely hope education in the state sector and provision for children with SEN will improve once the tories have gone so parents won't need to rely on private schools instead. Although appreciate that won't be a quick fix. However at the moment there's no hope of improvement for the many more children in state education with SEN with no option to go private. And that's as important to fix in my opinion. I would hope for a VAT exemption for people paying fees to meet a disability related special educational need.

No, he has staff that will do that for him. He’s strictly a Foie Gras, Caviar and Smoked Salmon type of guy.

Oh I have just seen we have an election board, good call MN!

And Viagra with a cheeky line of something.

I've heard he drinks the blood of brownie packs...

OH WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN??!!!

When she said he illiterate mum fed her dog food, I thought it was the stuff in the cans, not food made of actual dog......

He'll make a tax grab to build enforced donkey sanctuaries in every county and ban kids riding on them (good !). The whole country will smell of donkey poo which will cover the smell of the rivers and seas, which isn't as bad as it's human so that's doubly worse.

Who's standing up for the carrots ? WHO !!!!

Jeez. The stuff of nightmare. He has got quite the set of gnashers hasn't he?

If he can sort out the unholy mess of dentistry we might stand a chance to keep some teeth too.

Labour are obvs uneducted savages. They will consume your loved ones with dreadful relish. Slobber wth ghacstly blood pouring from their evil fangs
Angela is epecially awful as she has brought herself up by her bootstraps.
It's appalling 😂

I'm leaving the country - oh fuck I voted Brexit so it's a lock in then.

He wont as he is a socialist worth a lot more than most millionaires on these forums 😂

why am I not surprised by the author of this comment?

Bought his mum a donkey sanctuary the greedy arrogant bastard. How dare he.

Well, with no fully costed manifesto, I suppose anything is a possibilty!
I shall watch with interest how slimy starmer and odious Angela try to make a plan for the country in the next 6 weeks! It’s ridiculous, obviously the Torie’s knew Labour weren’t prepared (and I have to ask, why not? If you were the opposition in the current political shit show, wouldn’t you have YOUR polices costed, planned and ready to go?)
Rishi meanwhile sails along, cushion by wealth, oblivious to the lives of the rest of us. There is literally no one I could vote for.

He will try- this is how to stop him. Go onto Facebook. Go into your settings. There is a new setting that secretly uploaded under iOS 17.89 that says “I give Keir Starmer permission to eat my pets and kids”. You need to turn that off. Facebook and Keir Starmer do not want you to know about this setting. Copy this to your status and share it.

You know who called the election right? Wouldn't you expect them to get their manifesto out first? Where is it?

Genuinely crying with laughter, thanks all, I've had a grim week and needed this.

Don't forget about all those fags he's going to force our children to smoke now that the Tory's ran out of time to ban them. I expect he'll bring in compulsory beer and sandwiches too.

Apparently kunty Kier doesn't even care if you have a loo brush, but at least he's promised never to start a parking thread without a diagram.

He’s probably on glue.

Angela Rayner will steal your house.

And rent it out to aliens

Paedophile aliens?

This made me giggle 😃

Same. As a parent of disabled children the conservatives fill me with despair, the worry for my children's futures under this truly cruel government is very real.