If you are a very pretty mumsnetter from the Northwest whose first name begins with L who has added people to her facebook friends list could you let me and bellavta know

[twinsetandpearls]

because we are scared but we do think you are very pretty

I'm waiting for the mystery lady..........

"Favorite Food:
Anything fishy, but he is allergic to fish"

lololololol

I saw Alan Carr on telly the other night.

"My cat won't come in. 1 o'clock in the morning & I'm out there looking for it with a torch. The nieghbours think I'm dogging & I can't afford a car."

A cunning plan I shall aim to implement around 'ere.

He also said cats from a cats' home are in there to begin with for a reason.

I'm still getting 'this group is unavailable'

pah.

I've tried and it says the group is unavailable. I've requested to join but not sure it will go through.

I'm very sorry everyone.

I'm going to go sort out my manor for a bit.

If you see cod, tell her to make lively with a torch at 1am.

Eeek!Sorry!

It is I!

PMSL at the uproar this has created!

I am a reg and not a serial killer or kinky freak

I have sent this reply out to all of you who have messaged me and apologise once again.

'My darling friend thought it hilarious that I am a mumsnetter and 'added' loads of people onto my account in a drunken stupor.I believe she got through quite a few pages of the group as I have a temporary add friends ban imposed atm :-o
I apologise and you are under no obligation to add me lol'

I went to bed (sober I might add) and failed to lock my computer and this is the result.

I don't use fb all that much tbh ad so only found the mountain of questions today.

She also deleted my entire 'record off the tv and watch later' dvd hard drive thingymejig including all my programmes I haven't watched yet(wail)and broke 2 glasses...

She will be sleeping in the shed next time

Oh and thankyou for the lovely compliments

Queenie!!!!!!!!!!! It did cross my mind it could be you! LOL

Am glad you are not offended by the thread I am also sorry for depicting you as a drunk when you are not, you just hang around with them