Where can I buy a non-naff wall mounted water feature?

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Just as per the title really. I've got a lovely cool shady spot where not much grows apart from shade loving greenery, and it would be great spot for a wall mounted water feature. I'm trying to create a bit of a cool oasis from the hot weather we've been having recently. I've seen some shockingly naff ones but there must be some good ones out there somewhere! Has anyone got any recommendations at all?

I like the idea of a little water feature too (though probably not wall mounted), for the sound of moving water - but I've not seen anything affordable that isn't naff either.

I like the corteen steel ones https://roseandrust.co.uk/product-category/corten-steel-collection/water-features/

I suppose a shower curtain is out of the question? (Sorry!)

That's a hell of a lot of money for rusty metal!

This is on offer in Robert Dyas
https://www.robertdyas.co.uk/premier-solar-morning-glory-water-feature-4-ww-leds-with-battery

I have the same situation and came to the conclusion that the only way is to make my own.

I agree with @CatherinedeBourgh (now there's a sentence I never thought I'd say 😂), home-made us the only way to get something non-naff within a reasonable budget. I'd look at the expensive ones to work out what you like and google for some tutorials.

But...everyone agrees with me...

I have my eye on this one.

Some of these aren't too bad but it really depends on the material doesn't it, can't always tell from an online photo

www.primrose.co.uk/products/_/water-features/wall-hanging-fountains/plcid.20/plcid.142/

Try architectural savage places for old pieces? Some are outrageously expensive expensive, though.

I saw the most gorgeous ones in a ceramics shop in Luca in Italy a couple of years ago, and they shipped, but decided it would probably look silly in the corner of a damp Irish garden.

Have you looked at Auction Houses most large towns have one.
We have bought lots of different antique items over the years for the garden. Things that are unique and not the usual stuff in the shops today.

Hey OP, I'm planning to make one (some day!) albeit non wall-mounted.

The plan is to find a nice stone bowl - these aren't the cheapest but look like a bargain compared to the designer rusty metal linked above! https://www.foras.co.uk/product-category/bird-baths/

Then it's fairly cheap and easy to buy the components of a kit like this from B&Q or a garden centre: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/944054008/bamboo-water-feature-kit-1846cm-single

No idea if that's any help to you but just in case :)

Thank you all for your amazing suggestions! It's clear there's a fair few of us out there looking for a similar thing so its surprising that there aren't more options available really.
I love the idea of a DIY option @WoolyMammoth55 ! Maybe I could combine one of these DIY kits with something from a salvage yard or auction house as suggested by @MoonintheStreet and @Dolphinswimmer ? Thank you all!