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What's your least favourite garden chore?

43 replies

CyanLemur · 03/05/2024 15:27

Picking up dog poo

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OriginalSkang · 03/05/2024 15:27

Picking up cat poo

neverknowinglyunreasonable · 03/05/2024 15:27

Dealing with dead birds (doesn't happen often but I hate it).

FizzingAda · 03/05/2024 19:34

Weeding. We are surrounded by farmer,s fields, and all the pernicious field edge weeds grown through and under the drystone walls - couch grass, nettles, cleavers, horsetail, bramble, plus a hundred others. It's a losing battle.

MereDintofPandiculation · 03/05/2024 20:12

Anything I’ve already been doing for an hour. I don’t think there’s anything I dislike, but my boredom threshold is low. By the time I’ve filled three builders’ trugs with weeds, I’ve had enough and need to go on to pruning or repotting

Greywitch2 · 03/05/2024 20:13

Weeding. I am fat, and getting down on my knees to do anything is horrible.

RacingLine · 03/05/2024 20:14

Weeding

I love gardening and my garden but weeds grrrr

Pottingup · 03/05/2024 20:16

Mowing and emptying the beer traps of slugs/removing them from plants

Churchview · 03/05/2024 20:27

I don't like standing on my steep slope to trim the hedges. It's hard work just trying to stand still.

piscofrisco · 03/05/2024 20:29

Also weeding. Fucking dandelions are insidious.

WittiestUsernameEver · 03/05/2024 20:31

All of it.

TheChosenTwo · 03/05/2024 20:36

All of it! We usually have a gardener but paused him about 6 months ago because we had been doing some renovating and it wasn’t worth worrying about the garden.
Tomorrow dh and I have committed to spending the whole damn bloody day sorting it out 😭 pulling up a whole pile of soil which has turned itself into a pissing meadow full of weeds with all this rain, sweeping and the patio and all down the side of the house and the paths etc, cleaning out the chickens, just really boring crap that I hate and usually don’t get involved in any of.
I loathe gardening of all kinds, I only like sitting out there when it’s sunny (so never 😂).

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 03/05/2024 20:40

Collecting slugs and parceling them up to send to the Haribo factory.

VeraForever · 03/05/2024 20:58

Creating structures for climbers.

I've got a fair few obelisks but they rarely support climbers. ( note, I LOVE climbers.)
Climbing plants need more support ( width ways) than most obelisks offer. So I have to sit ( fat and arthritic) and do this fussy weaving and knotting job to provide more structure. I'm lucky to also have hazel sticks and canes but it's the effing weaving that I need to do.

I hate rose pruning with a vengeance.

Pebbles16 · 03/05/2024 21:00

Weeding and slug "management"

HumphreyCobblers · 03/05/2024 22:12

Emptying wheelbarrows. I leave full wheelbarrows all round the garden and it drives dh mad because he has to empty one before he can use it.

MereDintofPandiculation · 04/05/2024 09:46

HumphreyCobblers · 03/05/2024 22:12

Emptying wheelbarrows. I leave full wheelbarrows all round the garden and it drives dh mad because he has to empty one before he can use it.

Yes! DH does this! Drives me mad too!

I enjoy weeding. Sitting down amongst the flowers spotting new things and sniffing all the scents

Tommalot · 04/05/2024 09:52

I enjoy the vast majority of gardening, but probably cleaning out pots and arranging/getting things in and out of the shed, because it's so faffy.

Geneticsbunny · 04/05/2024 12:16

I don't like turning the compost heap

FizzyStream · 04/05/2024 12:20

Weeding. Love planting and watering and tending the grass and pruning. Hate weeding.

Blackcats7 · 04/05/2024 12:28

Mowing. So boring. The upside of becoming disabled is that I can’t do it anymore so can pay somebody to do it for me without feeling lazy and entitled.

dollymixedup · 04/05/2024 12:33

Mowing!

Bizarrely I love weeding - find It so satisfying.

alreadyinuse100 · 04/05/2024 15:07

"TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · Yesterday 20:40
Collecting slugs and parceling them up to send to the Haribo factory."

😂😂😂

MereDintofPandiculation · 04/05/2024 20:27

Geneticsbunny · 04/05/2024 12:16

I don't like turning the compost heap

I turn the heap only when I’ve emptied one compartment and need to put the unrotted stuff from the next compartment into it, so I can get to the beautiful dark crumbly compost beneath. Happens only twice a year, so a cause for celebration.

What I don’t like, I realised today, is shovelling the last load out of the bottom.

quietlifeneeded · 04/05/2024 20:28

... all of it! hate gardening

menopausalmare · 04/05/2024 20:32

Cleaning up fox poo