I need a quick temporary fence before I lose my poop

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I was planning to get a new fence put in last month so pulled down the plants and old fence between neighbour and me.
Now, obvs, we’re in lockdown and my neighbour’s 700 kids are horrors, bless em.
I’m losing my mind.
They throw stuff in my garden, get my washing dirty/wet, scream questions at me etc, and I’m getting a wee bit pissed off with it.

How can I quickly get a temporary screen? I can’t find those rolls online. There is a small chain-link between us but I need something tall.

Thank you for making me laugh by saying poop so politely.

Are there are any builders yards open near you? That’s the only way I can think of something tall.

Unless you buy screens on eBay. The rattan ones might have a way of being fixed down in to the ground.

Any wooden pallets lying around?

No pallets, and I don’t think my usual Pallet Acquisition Method seems a bit norty at this time (driving round the industrial estate and taking them)

I haven’t tried builder’s merchants right enough. I know the garden centre bit of B&Q is taped off. :(

My local garden centre is delivering. You could ring yours?

My neighbour had a fence put in this week, maybe you could find someone still working. I'd try that before spending money on temporary solutions.

those bamboo screens that can roll up? Not great in the wind. They stand about 5 foot high

Are you town or rural?

Just thinking if you know anyone who might have sone mad stuff lying around. I used to have a rattan screen. Don’t know how large an area you’re trying to cover.

Stupid little scrotes. I’d be tempted to gather up their stuff in a bag and dump it on the doorstep.

Wilkinsons or wickes may deliver fence panels?

I honestly don’t think I could put up a fence by myself. The ground is rubble (new build)

Thank you tho I’ll try the builders merchants.

I wonder if there’s a plant that will grow mega fast

If you can get hold of a tall spiky plant or two, would that help?

I think tall plants might help. It was sparse hedge before but I took that all down to get the fence in. :(
I am rural but that also means people will get all judgy if I go ferreting for building supplies.

I’ve found what I want in B&Q but they’re not “available” so it’ll have to be the roll of stuff

Argos is still delivering

Oh my local garden centre is constantly engaged! I’m glad they’re busy. :)

I’m in exactly the same position - but the fence that’s down is my neighbours responsibility ... i’m wondering if a rattan screen is a responsible purchase (in terms of delivery) or maybe even just tacking up some sort of tarp ...

Chicken wire and stakes are relatively cheap if you can find it.

Primrose have fence panels.

I've just made a super easy fence from chicken wire and stakes (to stop my greedy ducks from eating the veg). You could try that, and maybe fix screening to it if you want the dc out if sight? I got everything I needed on Amazon.

Pyrocanthus will solve all your problems. Unfortunately it takes years to get to a decent height.

Some gardeners may be working and they could put a fence up.

Russian vine is a pretty punk flower climbing plant. It’s invasive and grows like stink so you’ll need to be ruthless about it. But it will grow FAST

My ds is army trained. He could lay some explosives.. Few land mines maybe?
Hire him as a sniper?