Hi,
We have a problem with pigeons perching on the top of the safety net of our trampoline, they sit there all day and crap all over it, at the moment it's so bad I won't let the kids play on it. We're planning to clean it all up this weekend, but I'm sure the pesky birds will cover it all again within a day or so.
We tied up some old CDs to try to scare them off, this didn't work, the pests just sit there the same. DD wants to make a scare crow, we might give this a go. DH wants to install some pigeon spikes, but they are expensive, and surely unsafe atop a trampoline like this.
Anyone have any ideas? I'd shoot them, only I might alarm the neighbours!