I am such a good DIL

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I have done the weekly phone call
Yes DH is fine.Yes he's been in touch, no he wan't get involved in the incident at the weekend, no I don't know if he's shot anyone FFS. Yes I will tell him to email when he gets a chance.No he hasn't and won't tell me what he's doing. No he's not allowwed to. No, he doesn't have his mobile phone, remember I explained it all last time you annoyed merang?

MIl and SFIL and FIL and SMIL. Hopefully now they will leave me the fuck alone all weekend

Can I give you a patronising "Good Girl"

Now go out and spend all that op allowance spoiling yourself over the weekend you deserve it as you are far better a DIL than me