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Help! My pate looks like poo

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hobbgoblin · 17/12/2009 13:58

It is chicken liver and cranberry with a bit of red wine but was hoping to make mini ramekins for xmas hampers. Really don't think the colour is appetising enough for a gift, so is there anything I can do to improve batch two?

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CornishKK · 17/12/2009 14:07

All pate look like poo, top it with melted butter and a parsley leaf in the ramekin, it'll look fine.

Alternatively stick it in a jiffy bag, post it to me and I can pretend I am thoughtful enough to make homemade pate

Hassled · 17/12/2009 14:14

Agree that all pate looks like poo. Sometimes you have to squint a bit to see it, but that poo similarity is always there.

As long as it's clearly apparent that you haven't left a turd in the hamper, send it out anyway.

GrimmaTheNome · 17/12/2009 14:27

Do what Cornish said - you need the butter top to help keep it fresh anyway. Maybe put some dried cranberries on top with the parsley leaf, that'd look nice and festive.

hobbgoblin · 17/12/2009 14:29

lol

Yes, bit of clarified butter probably is the solution. I could even add a cranberry to the parsely leaf I guess.

Waitrose pate looks less like poo though. I was hoping for a waitrose look I must confess.

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FolornHope · 17/12/2009 14:29

my poo on the other hand looks like pate

FolornHope · 17/12/2009 14:29

not on my hand obv

hobbgoblin · 17/12/2009 14:36

yes was going to ask how you managed to get poo on yourself.

I've spent all day psyching myself up to sample my own poo. I mean, pate.

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