Food disasters! What's yours?

[Mmmcoffee]

Oh I'm having such a good day - I just made a lovely pot of curried parsnip soup, plunked the handblender in straight from the stove, got it at the wrong angle, and pebbledashed the kitchen, my clothes, and my arms.

Is it insane to be giggling like a maniac while little blisters are coming up on my wrists? I just keep wishing there'd been a video camera here to catch it, it was spectacular!

Ho hum. Off to clean the kitchen.

Well done!

Was there enough left to enjoy?

ah i thought you meant dishes that were totally inedible, cabbage goulash was mine

the clue was in the name

There is a maximum number of oranges you can juice in a Magimix before it all pours out.

Pomegranate juice is very sticky and stains walls.

Don't try to make the bread sauce for Christmas day with breadcrumbs which are infact goujons - mmmmm turkey and lemon sole isn't that yummy

Well the soup was lovely, the hour I spent cleaning up the kitchen made me look forward to it even more!

Oooh stake cabbage goulash? I don't think I'd even attempt that. Eeew.

Fish sauce! Ick.