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URGENT - PLEASE HELP

15 replies

PuzzleRocks · 09/07/2009 23:38

Please don't laugh. She's only two.

Last week I bought DD1 a gingerbread man and after watching Shrek she sees it more as a teddy than a foodstuff. She was horrified at the suggestion of eating him.

She took him to bed tonight and I have just retrieved him and his leg has snapped off. How can I fix it back on with something edible?

TIA

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poopscoop · 09/07/2009 23:39

icing

BoysAreLikeDogs · 09/07/2009 23:40

Puzzle I am bumping for you

erm I dn't think you can fix him.

eat it and blame the cat/dog/DH

Shitemum · 09/07/2009 23:40

Just tell her he's run away when she wakes up in the morning and finds him gone, then make some more...

ItsAllaBitNoisy · 09/07/2009 23:40

Melt some chocolate? Lol.

KristinaM · 09/07/2009 23:41

put it back in her bed

make another one tomorrow

LaurieFairyCake · 09/07/2009 23:44

In Shrek he did get his legs broken.

Make him a crutch

FluffyBunnyGoneBad · 09/07/2009 23:45

Superglue it as she has no intention of eating it, then cover it in PVA glue to make it last longer.

Original poster
PuzzleRocks · 09/07/2009 23:48

Wow, I got some replies.

I think i'll have to keep a supply.

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Northernlurker · 09/07/2009 23:58

This is so sweet! (And no I don't mean Gingy)

Bless your little dd - you must send dh out at once to an all night supermarket for some more. Failing that - icing should work - maybe pop him in the fridge to help it set?

thumbwitch · 10/07/2009 00:00

I like Fluffy's answer best! although the mini-crutch appeals as well...

StirlingTheStrong · 10/07/2009 00:20

He could have run away...

Run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me.........

FluffyBunnyGoneBad · 10/07/2009 00:22

Yes but that poor darling was eaten by a fox IIRC

dawntigga · 10/07/2009 08:04

Sorry Puzzle you know I love you but this actually made me LOL

Ice his leg back on.

Make a gingerbread house.

Make him a gingerbread lady.

Take them all to the forest and set them up in their new home Leave them their! Send postcards from them telling dd about their lives until she gives up interest.

SMOOCHES

LaughingWithPuzzleTiggaxx

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PuzzleRocks · 10/07/2009 08:51

Good morning

Dawn, that is a lot of work. I'm far too lazy busy.

DH suggested telling her a fox had eaten him. Hmm, the thought of a fox creeping into her room at night and eating her friends wouldn't freak her out much.

He was the first thing she asked for this morning so I just started rambling about fun stuff we have planned today. She seems to have forgotten for now.

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BabyBolat · 13/07/2009 10:56

LOL puzzle - egg white and pop in the fridge if it happens to the next one...

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