Make dough but add a few drops of olive oil.
Roll it out as thin as you can.
Buy a jar of pizza topping from Dainsburys - slaver on rolled out dough.
Top with grated chaddar and some slices of mozzarella and bung on a few mushrooms and stuff.
Bang in t'oven.
Brew up, empty dishwasher and have a quick fag.
Open oven and eat.