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I would like to confess I have scoffed a box of 18 creme eggs

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edgarcat · 11/04/2003 14:07

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WideWebWitch · 11/04/2003 14:09

Well, I am impressed although the title did make me think you ate them all at once! I hate half a toffee pavlova (serves 4-6) yesterday.

Wills · 11/04/2003 14:09

No - without being sick???

OK since its confession time, I've just eaten a bag of crisps bought specifically for my dd. (to make matters worse she's ill at the moment but they were calling me honest)

Meanmum · 11/04/2003 14:09

Trying to diet but I made biscuits for ds last weekend and have managed to have one a day. I have cutters in the shape of Australia, crocodiles, hands, apples, stars, squares, circles and so on and managed to use all of them. It's a contest as to which shape I'll have today.

I've had to start giving them away so I don't eat them all as ds isn't that fussed on them. Typical man!!!

WideWebWitch · 11/04/2003 14:10

Ate, not Hate. Obviously, I didn't hate it.

SoupDragon · 11/04/2003 14:10

I feel ill just thinking about it!!

Wills · 11/04/2003 14:10

Meanmum - you obviously have a roll out biscuit recipe - I can never find one any chance you could post it?

edgarcat · 11/04/2003 14:10

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Meid · 11/04/2003 14:13

Always eat DD's left overs. Last night she left some crumpet and I was just about to eat it when she snatched it from me and said "no mummy, bin" and put it in the bin. How greedy did that make me feel - being told off for bad eating habits by a 21 month old!

edgarcat · 11/04/2003 14:14

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Mo2 · 11/04/2003 14:15

I ate half a square of chocolate at coffee time.....

Meanmum · 11/04/2003 14:16

If you had caught me pre diet then I could have matched you no problem. I can scoff like no ones business and it doesn't even have to be sweet. As long as it's in the room I'll eat it. Inhale is actually the way friends have explained my amazing appetite.

Wills - biscuit recipe is one of Nigella's I used for the first time (below). I like it even if ds doesn't but have some better ones at home I'll dig out for you. This is quite plain.
Very easy and the dough freezes so I've got some in the freezer for later.

175g soft butter
200g caster sugar
2 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
400g plain flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
300g icing sugar
food colouring

Preheat oven to 180 Celsius/gas mark 4. Cream butter and sugar together until pale and moving towards mousiness, then beat in the eggs and vanilla. In another bowl, combine the flour, baking powder and salt. Add the dry ingredients to the butter and eggs, and mix gently but surely. If you think the finished mixture is too sticky to be rolled out, ad more flour, but do so sparingly as too much will make the dough tough. Halve the dough, form into fat discs, wrap each half in cling film and rest in the fridge for at least 1 hour. Sprinkle suitable surface with flour, place a disc of dough on it (not taking out the other half until you've finished with the first) and sprinkle a little more flour on top of that. Then roll it out to a thickness of about 0.5cm. Cut into shapes, dipping the cutter into flour as you go, and place the biscuits a little apart on the baking sheets.

Bake for 8-12 minutes, by which time they will be lightly golden around the edges. Cool on a rack and continue with the rest of the dough. When they are all fully cooled, you can get on with the icing. Put a couple of tablespoons of just not boiling water into a large bowl, add the sieved icing sugar and mix together, adding more water as you need to form a thick paste. Colour as desired: let the artistic spirit within you speak, remembering with gratitude that children have very bad taste. Makes 50-60.

For your info I doubled the mixture which filled my big mixing bowl. I didn't create more dishes for myself by using two bowls but just put all the dry ingredients into the wet stuff and stirred it around. I found the mixture very moist and ended up adding quite a bit more flour. I didn't roll mine out as thinly so they have a little bit more substance. I used big cutters in a variety of shapes but if you don't have any then use a glass and hunt through your Childs toy box for odd shaped things (including building blocks) that they will want to use. It will personalise it a lot more for them if they are using their toys to cut out the shapes.

I didn't have food colouring in the house so sprinkled chocolate flakes on some and hundreds and thousands on the others.

These are very easy to make and your child will love to help you. I remember when I was young and used to cook (with mum standing by) she always made me do the dishes so I learnt the value early on of keeping a clean place as I cook, using less dishes and tidying up after myself. I never minded as I thought this was just what you had to do. I did the same thing with my niece when I was last home who helped me bake some sponges. She didn't want to do the dishes but I told her that she had to help as that was all a part of cooking and she had helped cook.

I also have a really good chocolate truffle recipe that you have to get your hands into and get all dirty for that the kids would love. I'll hunt around as it is really simple to make and they can crush the biscuits first with a rolling pin which they will also enjoy.

edgarcat · 11/04/2003 14:16

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SamboM · 11/04/2003 14:16

If I buy cheese I just pick and pick at it till I feel sick. Same with biscuits. Once at a 10 pack of twix (single finger ones) in 2 days...

Well, once I'd eaten half of them I couldn't leave the evidence there could I?????

SamboM · 11/04/2003 14:16

ate, not at

edgarcat · 11/04/2003 14:17

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edgarcat · 11/04/2003 14:18

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soyabean · 11/04/2003 14:19

sambom, I know what you mean about getting rid of the evidence once you have started on a multipack...The number of family packs of biscuits, choc ice creams etc that my poor family never even knew had been bought...

Wills · 11/04/2003 14:21

Meanmum - thanks - will try it this weekend.

SamboM · 11/04/2003 14:21

I know soyabean, my worst is mini bags of maltesers that are so light they just float out of the cupboard, open themselves and tip down my throat...

SoupDragon · 11/04/2003 14:26

Mo2? Half a square of chocolate! Disgraceful! Get yourself out to a purveyor of fine confectionaary and stock up

I did once regularly eat 2 KitKat Chnky bars a day. Can anyone think why I was the size of a whale when pregnant and developed glucose intolerance??

Just remembered a bar of Green and Black's choclate & caramel in the cupboard... Yum!

SoupDragon · 11/04/2003 14:28

Edgarcat, no! Make the full quantity of the Nigella recipe, cut in in 4 and freeze 3 bags of it. Perfect for those "pretend you're a domestic goddess" moments when guests come round and you have warm homemade biscuits for the. Defrosts really quickly

edgarcat · 11/04/2003 14:34

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Meanmum · 11/04/2003 14:43

Ah but making one at a time wouldn't mean you had a good excuse to continue eating them. I live by the reason that if they don't get eaten they will go off and if no one else is going to then I'll just have to save their lives. I'm not sure how eating something is actually saving it's life but the justification works for me.

Talking of scoffing Friday night in front of the TV with ds in bed and dh on the razz with his mates so I can watch whatever I want, not have to cook and eat whatever I want. Big bag of crisps, big bag of maltesers, fruit to assuage the guilt, pizza for dinner and then icecream for desert with topping on it.

Naturally the crisps and maltesers are just an appetiser and to prepare my stomach for dinner which is on the way soon.

soyabean · 11/04/2003 14:44

The next few weeks are going to be challenging, with all the kids' easter eggs lying around..Maybe I will force them to eat them all up on the day they are given so I am not led into temptation. Have so far resisted the unopened ones that a friend left for them and am feeling proud of that, but once they are open, its soo hard.

Meanmum · 11/04/2003 14:54

Look at it as energy to get you through the day. If you didn't have just a small bit (isn't it always?) then you just wouldn't have enough energy to do all those things for them that they want.

I am the queen of justification aren't I?

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