What is the point of...

[SoupDragon]

... cheese strings?

Have just done my online Tescos shop and sppotted "smoky bacon flavour cheese strings". So that'll be fake bacon flavoured plastic then.

DS2 asked for cheese strings in Waitose the other day. He got snack pack Cathedral City mature cheddar instead.

You use the cheese strings to tie up the turkey twizzlers to stop them escaping

LOl MarsLady

According to the adverts they're for making comedy moustaches with. Obviously not for eating, then.

I used to hate the ad where the boy faked a calcium deficiency to get his mum to buy cheese strings. If I'd been his mum he would have got a visit to the doctors followed by a kick up the ar$e for faking an illness.