Food Glorious Food

[JoolsToo]

can we change the record now? I'm getting bored!

Oh go and have a bag of deep fried chips and stop whining

Well stop starting threads! If it makes you feel better I'm just working my way through some choccy digestives!

I'm off to give my babies deep fried mars bars with added MSG. And then we're going to play Grand Theft Auto together ALL afternoon. (Goes without saying that I'll be chainsmoking and drinking Jack Daniels throughout).

PMSL!

I assume they'll be deep fried in hydrogenised vegetable fat?

Lard. From really miserable animals.

hehehe. PMSL a lot.

will you be dipping their dummies in golden syrup whilst burning 'The contented little baby' book? Oh and don't forget to never ever even try to breastfeed from one bap, and breastfeed until they are in their teens from the other bap...

But dip your nipples in chocolate first.

Fair Trade Organic chocolate, naturally.

there was a thread about lard not so long ago

Went out and had a can of fizzy juice and a packet of M&Ms for lunch after my bacon roll. Mmmm, damn I love Britain!