Oh FGS, I have become so incapable of cooking the most simple things.....

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my chilli is more like soup. have added red lentils, but still to liquidy, what can I do?

why am I so crap??

see how I resisted the urge to post something about hormones

have not laughed so much over a thread for ages !

G&T NOT good in your condition!

Oh, pour a bottle of red wine into it. That fixes most cooking errors. And if you boil it for long enough the alcohol will evaporate so it will be safe to feed it to PG women. If there happen to be any around.

stop it ! shall i just drink the wine instead?

I think the correct thing to do would be to give me the wine......