I have double cream, I want to eat it, but I have no cake. Help!

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Want something that is really easy to make because I want it now! I've got cake making stuff but I can't be arsed. Got some fruit (pears and bananas) and porridge oats as well. Sure I must have other stuff but not sure what. What can I do?

No chocolate??

As an aside, melted chocolate and mascarpone cheese makes a fab pot au chocolate too. I discovered this when I needed a chocolate dessert once. Not for any reason other than for me to eat, oh no.

Will make a note of that, love little pots au chocolat. Argh, this isn't going to make me lose weight!