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will some of you judge our sausage competition later this afternoon?

51 replies

gemmiegoatlegs · 26/07/2008 13:19

We are having our annual family BBQ which involves a sausage competition. Various family members will be submitting their porky entries but we need an impartial judge. if i post some pics on my profile will you all vote for your favourite sausage?

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Mercy · 26/07/2008 20:27

gemmie, sorry but lofl

What criteria are we using to judge the best sausage?

I love the 3rd pic!!!!! what is it?

TrinityRhino · 26/07/2008 20:33

love the sandwitch
that one has my vote

EachPeachPearMum · 26/07/2008 20:41

They are all very cute!
How could you have the heart to cook them?

gemmiegoatlegs · 26/07/2008 20:46

judgement should be based on overall appearance and creative thinking.There was another entry (my aunt's) that could not be photographed as it was basically her rolling the sausage (geddit? sausage roll)

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gemmiegoatlegs · 26/07/2008 20:46

the third one is a sausage cake btw

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gemmiegoatlegs · 26/07/2008 20:48

The first one is sausages of the world, second is a sausage blood transfusion(!), third is the cake, fourth is the sausage sandwitch and fifth pic is the sausage jockey

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Rhubarb · 26/07/2008 20:50

I love a good sausage me I do! a great bigt juicy sausage! big and juicy! that splurts whenyou bite it! he hehheheh

Celery · 26/07/2008 20:50

you're family are nuts

cocolepew · 26/07/2008 20:51

Sausage jockey the best, good use of different sausages. I can't believe I'm typing this . The one getting the transfusion(?) is just scarey.

Celery · 26/07/2008 20:51

oh gawd, that's your not you're

TillyScoutsmum · 26/07/2008 20:52

Got to be the sausage jockey - genius

cocolepew · 26/07/2008 20:52

Oh! Transfusion sausage I was right, maybe that should win....

gemmiegoatlegs · 26/07/2008 21:08

the transfusion entry was composed by a friend who has recently had a transfusion, therefore relevant to her and not completely random!

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HongKongFoeey · 26/07/2008 21:13

no sausage sandwich the best as such a good pun!

second place goes to the transfusion
and an honourable mention to sausage jockey for effective use of playmobile.

you are nuts btw

Hassled · 26/07/2008 21:25

Weird unhealthy looking sausage man with what I deduce must be an IV line (although why, then, does he seem to be in a tinfoil coffin?) is the clear winner, IMO.

FluffyMummy123 · 26/07/2008 21:26

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cocolepew · 26/07/2008 21:27

The transfusion one is enough to turn me veggie! I am imprint too.

Gobbledigook · 26/07/2008 21:28

Sausage sandwitch

wheresthehamster · 26/07/2008 21:30

The horse is magnificent!!

Tell me, do you bring your creations already made to the barbecue or do you have to think it up after you've seen the raw materials? ('cuse the pun)

Because I might introduce something like this into our own family BBQs and would like to know some ground rules....

schneebly · 26/07/2008 21:34

sandwitch! although the jockey is v.amusing!

MaryAnnSingleton · 26/07/2008 21:36

sausages of the world for my vote !

Gobbledigook · 26/07/2008 22:52

Do tell us who wins and what the prize is!

Califrau · 26/07/2008 23:00

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gemmiegoatlegs · 27/07/2008 08:53

sausage jockey was voted most impressive by the independent adjudicator. My sister's partner won, although I am taking some credit for providing both the sausage and the playmobil man.

How it works: we all construct our sausage entries at home and unveil them at the BBQ. The sausages can be cooked, raw or a combination. The sausage must be edible ( which actually disqualifies this year's sausage sandwitch as there was a maggot in the sand!)

The sausage theme gets more bizarre each year. next year we are having a sausage olympics.

Relay race where a sausage is passed in place of a baton,

Diving competition - sausages thrown out of the bathroom window into a bowl of water.

Sausage-and-spoon race.

You get the idea. And yes, my family is mad.

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Squirdle · 27/07/2008 09:13

Gemmie, your family sounds FAB!!!! Can I come to next years barbie?