Which 'naff' foods do you secretly love!!?

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Cheapy white bread/toast with loads of butter and honey; shop-bought cakes; processed cheese slices melted over burgers in a bun! YUM!!

CUSTARD CREAMS, WHITE BREAD AND BUTTER, SALT N VINEGAR CRISPS, CAKE - ANY!

I must start a thread entitled 'Which healthy food do you crave the most?' and see if as many enthusiastically drooling replies appear!

Oh yes Pot Noodles although I like the beef ones best - not that it has come within 50 yds of a cow.

Very cheap jam - the kind that is about 85% sugar and virtually no fruit but at least you can spread it thin.

White bread toast and butter (with very cheap jam of course)

Bernard Matthews turkey breast slices with sage and onion - plastic really but tasty.

Bernard matthews-Bootiful

I shared a house with an insufferably smug woman at University who claimed she would rather have a "crisp iceberg lettuce" than chocolate. She also would never use stock cubes, only homemade stock would do.. She was a mumsnetter 20 years ago at age 21 I think. I think we all jeered and carried on drinking our special brew and eating kebabs

Oh and crisp sandwiches - preferably cheese and onion or salt 'n' vinegar!

Niecie, I've just had a huge tea but your crisp sandwiches have made my mouth water.

Findus cheese crispt pancakes
super noodles with toast
tinned ravioli

Oh so many of the above

cheese and onion crisp sandwiches (on white)
Batchelors pasta sauce macaroni cheese variety - tastes nothing like mac cheese but is yummy
Fried rice, chips n curry sauce
corned beef sandwiches
MacDonald's chicken selects
McCain southern fries
Maoam chews

washed down with coca cola

I feel all dirty now.

Tuc sandwhich biscuits
beef pot noodles
white toast with butter dripping off it
those turkey leg roasts
salt and vinegar disco crisps

Ooooooh foxy, a muffin with plastic cheese, I am salivating!

I am both alarmed and disgusted by the number of things on this thread which made me go "Ooooooooooooooh yeah actually I love that too!".

I just abandoned my work-in-progress chickpea soup and had chips and salad cream for dinner!

TUC cheese sandwiches, or the Ritz ones.
Yum

Cheese and onion sandwiches on white also
Mash potato or fish finger sandwiches
Newboulds Pork Pies
And of course it has to be a chicken and mushroom pot noodle mmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMmm

Chips and curry sauce from the chinese. Dp is mortified when we order a nice chinese meal and I always add a portion of curry sauce on to it. Has to be done though

Fray Bentos tinned pie

oh aye chips n curry sauce from Chinese. nice

DP loves chips and curry sauce. I always moan about the smell.

Angel Delight, Wotsits, tinned curry (we found out camping it's luvverly!)

ok well sherbert dips the ones with the licorice, love hearts, those little pink shrimps, love love love those sour tasting strawberry 'belts' that you can get.
Mine are all sweetie based...sigh

Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodles.
Butterscotch Angel Delight
Tinned spaghetti - with a processed cheese slice melted on top.

white sliced bread toasted
crab sticks
marshmallow flumps
butterscotch angel delight

Fray Bentos steak & kidney pudding
Heinz spaghetti hoops with a side of white bread n' butter for dipping (not toast, has to be 'raw' bread)
White squongey toast with butter and lime marmalade
Bernard Matthews Cheese Hamwiches (God I love them!)
Chicken supernoodles
Tunnocks caramel wafers
M&S potato triangles
Chicken crisps

Just read right through thread nodding in agreement at how yummy all these crap foods are, then I saw butterscotch angel delight...Ooohhhh I'd forgotton about that. Mouth is watering and I need some!

I will have to buy angel delight now too