Ridiculous statements on packaging

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

I just noticed this gem on a pot of cheapo salt.

'Table salt, ideal for all table uses'

Could you put a little pile of it under a tableleg to stop the table wobbling?

Dss' scooters have a sign on saying 'Warning: moves when in use.'

On US peanut butter 'may contain nuts'

Not food, but our car has a driver side airbag (drivers side only, not passenger side). So on the visor there's a sign telling us not to put an infant in a rear facing child seat in the drivers seat because of the risk of injury if the air bag deploys.

Our dishwasher has a label to warn you not to open it while it is operating. on the inside of the door