you know you're not a foodie when...

[serenequeen]

• you inwardly roll your eyes when people say they're not having turkey for christmas

- heston blumenthal's menus make you want to retch - you like ferrero rocher - you want to smash the radio when the food program is on r4 ("tut, tut poor people have such bad diets - let then eat artisan produced cheese and free range guineafowl!") - ready meals save time - is that so bad?

i'm sure i will think of more...

mi, are you just sneaking in here to polari me every once in a while?

can relate to the takeaway conversation!

when i was pg with dd i had terrible cravings for mcd's sausage and egg mcmuffins - one was not enough, it had to be two...

and i don't even eat mcd normally... well you know, sometimes...

... someone asks for cheeseboard suggestions and you pipe up with dairylea

A chip butty does it for you everytime.

AAARRGGHH

I'm a terrible foodie I'm sorry, I JUST LUUURVE NICE FOOD!

cd, there is another thread just for you!

you feel that ocado changed your life - but only because they are so reliable...