i haev stale bread, pondwaterand a rancid rat

[Dogsby]

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ratatouille?

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shoudda seen that one coming...

snort at rataouille

bread and rat and butter putting of course.

I know there is no cheese otherwise you would have said but have you considered rat fondu?

Must be worth nipping to the corner shop for cheese, surely?

what about some mould?

Chicken kiev sounds like an easy option, you can use the tail to "keep it all in".

could you find a little crab apple and serve rat on a platter with apple in jaws

sort of suckling rat

Rat au gratin?

you coulkd get the cheese from iunder your toenails. savers you trip to the shops

Ugh

Vermincelli noodle soup with croutons?

(lolol at suckling rat!)

lol