bugger crap bumsticks

[hatwoman]

I've only gone and cooked dinner for dh, forgetting that he's out tonight. anyone want a pork chop? damn I'm annoyed with myself

Oooh ...bumsticks. Are they Ross or Birds Eye????

I don't recommend eating "bumsticks". Or calling any new recipe "bumsticks". Or "bugger crap bumsticks" for that matter".

Hope this helps.

i'm obessed with food

could have sworn i saw 'crabsticks' in your thread title

oh damn you all, you made me LOL and now I have to explain to dp why I am laughing like an incontinent loon

the crap bumsticks are what he's getting tomorrow

Are the bumsticks made out of crap? Or just dipped in crap, thanks to being inside the bum?

Inquiring minds want to know.

mmm these sound delicious - can i have the recipe?

Ewww! Please stop!

NQC you have managed to turn yet another thread around to anal sex

Justine and Carrie had a few things to say about you last Saturday, oh yes

bugger's not part of the name. it's what you do with them.

With them? Or to them?

How on earth can I be held responsible for lowering the tone on a thread with the title "bugger crap bumsticks"?

oh that's right blame it all on me. he actually just rang to say he's on his way home. he may yet eat his dinner. (the pork chop that is)

NQC I don't know but you have managed it

but maybe when he gets home he'll actually want the bumsticks??

Ah, yes, I am the one who deserves the hard stare, not FrancestheFlyingWindUpQueen. :-P

Bumsticks to you

PMSL.

Oh, there you are. I am surprised not to see you on the "Gillian McPoo is in my avocadoes thread".

is someone seeing visions of Gillian Mc Poo? Like people see Jesus in their pancakes and stuff?

No, she's actually bloody well in my avocadoes.

Surely, if you were going to see a vision of Gillian McPoo, it would be in your poo?