do you leave SHIT food out for Santa?? do oyu

[mousiemousie]

well?

I leave him a packet of B&H and the latest copy of FHM

twats

the fat git never leaves owt for me, only my sodding kids. So this year he's getting chocolate covered sprouts.

lola tt his thread

that was a joke btw.

sorry, feeling bit sensitive last night

We usually leave bailey's and a biscuit out for him and a carrot and water from Rudolph this year however Santa is doing slimming world so he's having a vodka and die coke only Rudolph is still getting his carrot though.

great thread title

judging by his girth and those high blood pressure cheeks, I'd say he gets SH!T food just about everywhere

PMSL