what are s'mores?

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are the marshmallows?

digestive with chocolate and marshmallow melted in the microwave.

A fucking big mess to clean up.

sounds weird, what do they look like, are the square?

Better over a bbq. Heat the marshmallows on sticks over the fire and then sandwich between two chocolate digestives, chocolate side in.

Met them first at cub camps.

No no no no no no no.

I am a s'mores EXPERT.

First of all you need proper graham crackers. None of this digestives malarkey.

Take two large marshmallows and 6 to 8 squares of good milk chocolate, sandwich between two graham crackers and wrap in tin foil. Place in campfire on some nice coals. Fish out carefully after about 5 mins with a big stick. Unwrap without (a) burning your fingers or (b) getting ash in the s'more. Enjoy.

N.B. recipe tastes best if prepared on canoe trip in Canada.

You can buy all the ingredients on Amazon by the way.