Recipes after the Scottish referendum

[BackAche21]

Your having some friends around for Sunday lunch. What would you eat if the vote is Yes? What if the Vote is no?

Why would it make any difference?
they're still Scottish

Sour grapes?

Gruel - start getting used to it.....it's going to be utterly devastating for my wonderful country if it's a yes vote. Just devastating.....I could cry.

Surely the question should be what you drink?

Whatever the result things will never be quite the same so I suggest something pretty special

Aw, no shortcake and tears? Haggis/ roast beef fusion with leeks and potatoes on the side?

As much shortbread as I can get my hands on.., and maybe a glass or two of something that has a proof

Well, haggis is always tasty so why not?

This

If it's a 'No' surely the only thing on the menu is 'Salmond'.... thoroughly gutted, of course