Nothing I put under the grill actually cooks...

[TooTicky]

...until I go on MN for 2 minutes, then it blackens instantly. Why is this?

There are goblins who live in your oven. These communicate by telepathy with the gobins which live in your PC and they coordinate their attack.

its like narnia ... 2 minutes on mumsnet actually equalls 96 minutes in the real world

so are you surprised its charcol?

now that's just daft dragon

No, it's fact. That's why you always find an interesting thread or 2 when you have food cooking.

How was your long car drive BTW?

I'm actually wasting time considering that you know

I really have to get out more

(not a whimper on the car drive .. apart from from me of course)