How do I ripen a mango?

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I have a mango which I really ned to eat, but not while it's hard. How do I ripen it quick??

You can't I don't think, you just have to wait. I guess a windowsill might help it on its way in this weather.

Mango? WHat am I on ablout? It's a... it's a... it's one of those green things with a stone that tastes delish, but only when it's very ripe!!!

avocado?

I think it sounds like a mango.

Oh, you mean an avocado!

Put it on a sunny windowsill and wait, I'm afraid.

Don't keep it in the fridge, that'll help. Again, not a lot you can do except wait!

Advocado, that's it! I wil put it on the windowsill and wait. Shall I out it oi
n a tea towel?

if it's a green mango, you've got a long time to wait

What about putting it in a paper bag with a banana? I thought bananas were supposed to give off something that makes other fruit ripen quickly, hence the "need" for banana hooks.

in a plastic bag with a banana.

The banana releaces ethene, a natural gas which acts as a plant hormone that makes fruit ripen.

Will work on all fruit

oooo, I have bananas, wil go do that! Thanks

Didn't know that, I'll have to seperate my bananas from the other fruit then!

that's why lakeland limited sell those wacky metal banana hanger things, to keep them separate from the other fruits.