I've been a vegetarian since I was 13, DH also veggie, so neither of us have ever cooked a turkey before.
Yesterday, my sister's Christmas Day plans fell through so I said she could come here instead. As DSis, her DP & DCs are all carnivores, I dashed to buy meat this morning but haven't got a fricking clue what to do with the turkey and I terrified I poison someone.
Help me please, oh wise ones 