Perhaps you won't know who I am anymore and won't want to help! You fickle bunch, you! 
Anyway, lovely ladies, I've kinda committed myself to making a birthday cake for a 1 year old who has egg allergies. Any good ideas?
Given the birthday is 27th, I'm going away on 28th, don't finish work until Friday and I've done no Christmas shopping at all, as simple as possible please!