Ha! you thought white bread was bad? I don't eat brown rice EITHER...

[motherinferior]

...and neither does DP. Because we're half Asian and as far as we are concerned it is a Foreign Food with which we have no truck, thank you very much.

(I tried, my god I tried, throughout my 20s. The sheer relief of hooking up with a Nice Asian Boy whose only threat to leave me is if I suggest we eat the stuff...)

WEll, Scummy, you are just a low-life yogurt-eating chav, so who cares?

AND you stuck up for Shania Twain

Actually I thought GS was having a go at me too...so i'm glad your intervention cleared it all up!

You're still a twat though.

pmsl. I forgot I stuck up for Shania! I just sent you an email, btw.

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