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What's The Most Disgusting Thing Your Child Has Eaten (Not Food)?

64 replies

fimbles · 10/02/2004 20:03

As I was sitting enjoying my melted chocolate swiss roll and dollop of clotted double cream cornish ice cream, guess what dd was eating to my absolute horror??

Her Poo!!!!! Oh my God, It just ruined my yummy desert completely. This is the first time it happened and hopefully last.

I was so worried, I rang NHS direct as I thought she might get food poisoning or something, they said she should be ok.

Aren't Kids just absolutely unknowingly disgusting?

Can anyone beat this?, Hope I can still enjoy my cream egg tonight.

OP posts:
Festivefly · 10/02/2004 20:05

My sons have both lay down on there backs and done a wee in there mouths, didn't ring nhs though just laughed

vkr · 10/02/2004 20:07

Mouse heart - courtesy of the cats and the disgusting carpet which meant I didn't see it before ds did

Tissy · 10/02/2004 20:08

dead woodlouse!

spacemonkey · 10/02/2004 20:09

a live snail

Janh · 10/02/2004 20:17

sudocrem.

Jimjams · 10/02/2004 20:33

DS2 has eaten ds1's poo

Bron · 10/02/2004 20:35

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Hulababy · 10/02/2004 20:37

And to think I worried about DD having a try of a friend's dog's biscuits and water. Never again after reading this thread

Festivefly · 10/02/2004 20:44

This is horrible and quite sad, but when my son was 6 months old i took him to see an Elderly women, she was very old and had s.d.
She started saying take your boy off my lap he has pooed, he was all wet and brown and stinky, like i had forgotten to change his nappy. I said sorry, but it was her. How horrid

Lisa78 · 10/02/2004 20:46

Thank you all -was just seriously considering having a chocolate fix. You have saved me from myself!

lou33 · 10/02/2004 20:47

Oh isn't old age wonderful? The things we have to look forward to.

rjmble · 10/02/2004 20:49

My dd bit a slug in half,chewed it and swallowed - she was just over a year at the time.

Paula71 · 10/02/2004 20:56

Ds twin2 ate a bit of cat food when he was 18 months old (now 2)

It can't have been much and I was told just to watch for it passing through but it seems to have agreed with him as he didn't even have runny poo or anything. Neither of them have done it since as they haven't been given the chance to.

Needless to say the cat wasn't best pleased!

Lisa78 · 10/02/2004 20:56

my sister once took the dogs bone and licked the marrow out of the middle! She was quite little, I hasten to add, not grown up

Evita · 10/02/2004 20:58

goose poo

fio2 · 10/02/2004 21:00

erk, well i dont know if they ate it but....dog wotsit. sudocrem also janh I have pics of it!!!

CountessDracula · 10/02/2004 21:05

DD plucked a chest hair from dh the other day, said "Hair" and then ate it.

My brother used to eat worms

hercules · 10/02/2004 21:16

lol to these. My ds is obviosly far too decent for me to be able to add my own example.

HiddenSpirit · 10/02/2004 21:24

DS1 and my mates DD, both sitting eating their own poo while they were running about with no nappy on. Needless to say it got trodden in the carpet too

stupidgirl · 10/02/2004 21:28

And I thought dd's crayon was bad....I'm eating my dinner ffs...

twiglett · 10/02/2004 22:14

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lydialemon · 10/02/2004 22:17

DS1 ate a spider, thinking it was a raisin he had dropped on the floor. I only knew cos it bit him and he spat it out. My brother always ate woodlice.

bobthebaby · 10/02/2004 22:21

The toddler in the house the MW had been to before ours had just eaten the baby's cord stump thinking it was a raisin.

twiglett · 10/02/2004 22:24

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Lisa78 · 10/02/2004 22:25

okay Bob, you win