What can i make today?

[fairyfly]

I have in my fridge

4 bottles of Grolsch
have a bag of damp sweaty spinach
a tub of flora
a jar of very lazy chilly
some pate with a stagnant smell
an orange

someone vomit

eh?

well it's not that appetising is it...

do you have eggs? if so a chillie and spinach frittata type thingy

I think you could do with making a wee trip to M&S...

M and S???????? i wish, i am very very poor, Netto for 8p noodles i reckon. After i drink the beer as i'm depressed at being a poverty stricken slag.

Go and buy some eggs, or take a beer round to your neighbours and ask for some.