for all crisp freaks - artuicle here

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Oh I so desperately want to live in food utopia where nothing in any quantity or ratio is bad
KrispyKreme donuts are fine
massive bags of crisps are fine
bran is but a foodstuff for freaks

ill tell you all you need to lose wight is not eat anythign more htan 4g of fat per 100g
dhs low sholesterol thing has been an eye opener

Where's the fun in it though?

What I would really like is to be able to gorge myself like a f*cking hog all day every day, and do no exercise beyond mooching to the toilet. I also want a fantastic, toned, slender figure and thighs you could crack nuts with. Any tips cod?

As far as I'm concerned - salt and vinegar chips are like manna from heaven! - have a solid "bag- almost-every-day" habit...