I've got this fish like, and erm, what do I do with it then?

[Rhubarb]

It's got eyes and fins and everything! How should I cook it?

Well, it got eaten! I baked it with garlic and lemon and some fish sauce stuff I got from the intermarché. Ds was put off at first because when dh got it from the fridge all this blood started leaking all over the place and the kitchen looked like he'd killed the damn thing! Then he kept chasing dh with it and pretending to make it talk.

But ds did actually eat loads of it! So did dd and everyone else! It was very nice but very boney. Dd insisted I cut the eyes out for her afterwards to have a look at - weird child!