In my cupboards I have

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Sugar, flour, eggs, nuts ( chopped and walnuts) cocoa, coffee and I have cooking chocolate one bar.
What can I make?
Whilst my small one is having a nap?

What have you got in way of butter or oil?

And eggs?

Rats. Missed your eggs in the list...

Oh I have butter I forgot that.

Chocolate and nut sponge cake?

Your bound to have some cooking oil, so muffins it is!

Your... Bloody hell, 'you're'
English degree, my arse...

This one would work if you batter your bar into pieces...

Amazing! Proper comfort food

Well being stuck in the so called red zone in South Wales, brrr, and not being able to go to work, i decided to bake, made lemon drizzle cupcakes, and an amazing choccy cake with cherry pie filling and double cream, and if i say do myself its gorgeous, had two piecies already,snow naughty of me.

I did this Mary Berry Walnut and Coffee cake a few days ago when I was doing a cupboard clear out. Sounds like you have the ingredients for it (I presume you have some instant coffee granules or coffee essence).