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DreamySleepyBonfireNighty · 05/11/2012 20:57

Happy Bonfire Night!

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StateofConfusion · 29/11/2012 21:43

HORRAAAY bonkey Grin I will go on your page and leave feedback when my Mums birthday is over, she's so nosy I don't want her seeing anything.

I've ranted at the utter arse a bit and he's gone quiet. Thing is me and my Mum are very close but I'd kill her if she was here, I really would. And mil is a fecking nightmare for taking the baby off you or saying put it down, and petty as this sounds she always laughs when they cry, always, not sure if its nerves but it enrages me, I've spent most of this pregnancy freaking out something will go wrong and trying to enjoy it as this ones our last so I know I'm going to be all pfb about it and would rather just be left to it, plus I have my big two to think of, and indulge a little, I know dd will be fascinated and I don't want anyone causing any bad feeling between her and the baby, she's been the baby for so long. I'm rambling now so ill shut up, but thank you all for listening --and giving dp a good kick-- Grin

brian what's it like having a birthday to sort so near to christmas? Does your dd like it? Its been playing on my mind a lot. So glad I wasn't the only one to just disolve after getting home.

SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 29/11/2012 21:48

Love you Dreamy :)

Cheers State I thought of that after I asked you. Your mum is on my page i think!

ShakiestDude · 29/11/2012 21:57

Bonkey why am I a nosy mare? What have I done? confused

When is your ds' birthday party? I was just dragging out the fimo to attempt to make a mario for you!

Grin
StateofConfusion · 29/11/2012 22:00

That she is, she liked hoping to help her friends find it but they're all sodding useless on facebook, ill show her how to share it tomorrow and see if we can hike those likes Grin

Can someone tell dp making me horlics does not shorten his time on the twat bench, he's got an hour per year of life...

SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 29/11/2012 22:06

Grin I saw you liking away Shaky Wink

Ds's birthday is the 7th!
You don't have to do that but if you could it would be amazing and I will happily pay you for the trouble Grin

I'm buying so fizz cheap fizz but fizz all the same and I will pop it on my 1000 liker! Knowing my luck it will be at 9am in the morning but hey ho..

ShakiestDude · 29/11/2012 22:08

Ah! I see! Every time you post a new picture it pops up on my news feed, I always like it. I'm not stalking you, honest!

SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 29/11/2012 22:09

Do you cook Fimo?

I messed with it a few times as a kid my stepnanna is a crafty moo, she uses it all the time. Can't really remember!

ShakiestDude · 29/11/2012 22:12

Yes, it's like plasticine that you chuck in the oven and then keep forever, it's ace.

I made a badger for ds when he was going through his badger obsession phase.

SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 29/11/2012 22:19

I saw your badger when I was being nosey Wink T'is very good.

StateofConfusion · 29/11/2012 22:23

Marios a great character to make, I made my brothers with fondant, he has fondant favourable proportions, unlike dds sodding tinkabelle

I want some fimo now, I loved it as a kid.

SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 29/11/2012 22:25

I'm actually very Envy of that cake State , I can't find a flippin mario cake anywhere! Angry , best i can come up with is a photo cake and something Mario related on top!

I want you here! I will pay you in jewellery Grin

SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 29/11/2012 22:57

I have just realised, that you clever souls who make fancy cakes.....use moulds!!! Not carved by hand!!

Cheats! Wink

StateofConfusion · 29/11/2012 23:01

I don't! Only mould I have is the giant cupcake, everything else I've carved. Not that I do many shaped ones, but the 13, beyblade stadium etc was cut by hand.

If I was nearer I would definatly make littlebonkey a mario cake :) after all it was mumsnet that launched me into making more, the first cake I sold was to a mner!

EmpressOfTheMadBoxOfFrogs · 29/11/2012 23:05

I've just sent off my first application form. I'm still doing the accounting but I really need to work at the same time.

I got my other job 15 years ago by sending out CVs and getting lucky. I can't believe how LONG that thing just took!

Is there any cake left? I took some over to the not-fitting-in crowd, I thought I'd be friendly. But I'd really like some now.

SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 29/11/2012 23:05

Really?

I have just found a willy mould

Grin
EmpressOfTheMadBoxOfFrogs · 29/11/2012 23:20

Bonkey

ShakiestDude · 29/11/2012 23:26

Leave mario alone, he's getting a complex!

EmpressOfTheNorthPole · 29/11/2012 23:28
SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 29/11/2012 23:28

Its a 'bigger willy' Grin

ShakiestDude · 29/11/2012 23:29

Right, whose going to come and help my tidy up?
It's worse than a play doh situation here, loads of tiny fiddly bits, hiding every where Grin

SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 29/11/2012 23:29

Empress very festive!!

Right , really really going to bed now!!!

Nighty night!x

ShakiestDude · 29/11/2012 23:30

Oh and please remind me to take mario out of the oven, it would be such a shame if he got cremated

ShakiestDude · 29/11/2012 23:31

Shock Bonkey! Don't show mario!

EmpressOfTheNorthPole · 29/11/2012 23:31

Night Bonkey, thanks for the name.
I'll help if you want Shaky, I'm going to be up a while longer.

ShakiestDude · 29/11/2012 23:50

Cheers Empress Can you just get the little tiny bits under the coffee table with the dust buster? Thank you x

Somehow I have managed to put it all away without mixing all the colours and making it all go brown. Amazing how that can happen when a 3 yr old is in bed Grin