ive got franny some healthy holier than thou crisps

[cod]

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I know this American wifey, she tries to be all smug all the time. But I knew she was a poser, even before she tripped up and said that quinoa was a pasta. LOL!

Who on earth would want to pretend to eat quinoa ffs? It doesn't exactly help you win friends and influence people

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is that the same as trans fat?

Expat, yes.

I am rather partial to a nice Wotsit, actually.

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Aw you can't tell us that and then leave us hanging.

Cruel fish.

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Yes but did he get his wotsits?

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sounds good to me........................

oi fran
were they all muched up?

they aregratis
bung a couple of quid in a charity pot

were they what you wanted?

you sing like pheobe though franny
(NB this is an insult btw)

don't worry cod, I'm going over there at Easter, going to take ds out and feed him pickled onion space raiders
and pepsi max
in the aisles of gap
it's a long way to go, but it will be worth it

Cod you are an angel of crisp distribution. Are you sure? I think the postage alone was a couple of quid. They are great, I have already eaten...erm....too many.

HC I have woven a lentilly ring of protection around this house. No E numbers can cross the threshold. You will be instantly repelled if you attempt to penetrate my millet barricades with non-organic foodstuffs.