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Too busy to spread Dairylea on a roll?

37 replies

myrrhthamoo · 23/12/2005 15:19

Just seen an ad for these click on "Brand New Lunchbox Solution

I have really seen it all now. Who, in the entire universe, is going to buy these?

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Glitterygook · 23/12/2005 15:20

Not me! blimey

Lmccrean · 23/12/2005 15:21

same people who pack a dairylea lunchables pack in their kids lunchbox, with nothing else....?

Mercy · 23/12/2005 17:39

Oh dear. Ham 'flavour' ?

Enideepmidwinter · 23/12/2005 17:49

jesus

people who buy those for their kids should be shot

I bet they are the same people that moan about money too

SenoraPartridgeinaPearTree · 23/12/2005 17:58

ha!. I love the phrase "lunchbox solution"

Enideepmidwinter · 23/12/2005 17:59

yes another thing we didn't know we needed a 'solution' for

DanceOfThePeachyPlumFairy · 23/12/2005 18:01

I'm amazed anyone laxy enough to buy these had the energy to baby dance to get the kid in the first place! I can do 3 lunches in 5 minutes in a morning and still be healthy!

moondog · 23/12/2005 18:03

God,crap like this sends my blood pressure soaring.

Enideepmidwinter · 23/12/2005 18:04

me too moony

feel like camping out in the aisles and rugby tackling anyone who tries to buy it

Enideepmidwinter · 23/12/2005 18:04

then pamming their head in

cupcakesbakingonanopenfire · 23/12/2005 18:06

God, if it's so hard to make them a packed lunch give them a school dinner. It'd probably be cheaper...

moondog · 23/12/2005 18:07

lol
I will stand with you and bark 'Fuck off if yer know what's good for you!!!' at the masses.

moondog · 23/12/2005 18:08

Although they obviously don't know what is good for them or they wouldn't be there....

Hmmmmmm,have to work on a better riposte.

Enideepmidwinter · 23/12/2005 18:08

excellent

Enideepmidwinter · 23/12/2005 18:08

actually can we not bother explaining and just rugby tackle/pummel?

moondog · 23/12/2005 18:10

Better idea Enid.
Only language these people understand (apart from swift quick in the goolies.)

Enideepmidwinter · 23/12/2005 18:11

they'll go down like skittles (poor nutrition, couch potatoes)

Blandmum · 23/12/2005 18:11

Now, now girls, people who give this to their kids shouldn't be shot. You have to put yourself in their situation, you don't know what their circumstances are etc etc, ........

.......They should be made to eat it themselves. (evil chuckle)

vickiyumyum · 23/12/2005 18:12

ds2 loves them!!!
he was given a free one by one of those advertising stands outside tesco and now i very occassionaly buy a box (only ever brought one box so far!)

its not about laziness as they are not for lunchboxes or any other occasion just for a snack when ds2 is hungry so mid morning and then he varies what he wants. it is about feeding a fussy 3 year old and letting him choose what he wants so that he will eat something.

oh and no i don't buy dairylea lunchables! although if ds1 or 2 liked them i might ont eh odd occassion but not for packed lunch, that truly is lazy!

Enideepmidwinter · 23/12/2005 18:12

their circumstances are that they are lazy fecks who can't be arsed to butter a roll

and that they love the idea of being too 'busy' to do it

Enideepmidwinter · 23/12/2005 18:13

oh fgs vicky just buy some ham and some cheese and make him a roll

Enideepmidwinter · 23/12/2005 18:13

there's not a lot of variety there lets face it

brusselsbeansprout · 23/12/2005 18:13

What's "baby dance"? Is it the same as a hard shag?

vickiyumyum · 23/12/2005 18:14

i do as well! just sometimes he wants this and not a cheese sandwich or roll. otherwise he eats fruit, carrot, cucumber, flapjacks for his mid morning snack, i must add that he has only ever had 2 so far in four weeks! so probably won't buy them again anyway.

Enideepmidwinter · 23/12/2005 18:15

well fgs dont buy anymore

what a waste of money

he eats well, do you want him to start asking for those things over your carrots/flapjacks?