OMG Cheapest easiest recipe for a family of four EVER!!!!!

[Honeydragon]

here. And its all store cupboard stuff

cheers Tech

Did you cook that for the full amount of time gorionine?

I think if you mix O, CO2 and throw in some H2O you will get a lovely fluffy haint version..

Aaaaaaaaw if haints are tiny cupboard goats I want some.

DO you mix it all together until it is mixed, or leave it a bit jumbly?

I thought Scottish cupboard goat ghosts were a myth. Could it be true??

I think it depends on what effect you are looking for Trillian..

I'm confused about the mixing stage too.

As I've got plenty of time today, I think I'll try one lot barely combined and another one whizzed in the food processor.

Or is that too extreme? Should I just mix by hand?

Gah! This is why I hate recipes with no picture. I like to know what I'm aiming for.

I found that a bit too technically challenging
I need fewer ingredients!

It just says 'ingredients: some' when i click on it.

so it's got ham and capers in it, that much i have gleaned from reading the thread. and you mix it all together....

Its like a Herman. You have to pass it on to unsuspecting fools friends.

I think we should get all the marmite cereal bars off the shelves mix them together with every item in above posts and fed it back to the person who invented them while the goat ghosts stare at them menacingly...

Too harsh?

Are we putting the naice ham in with the capers weetabix, rice pudding and terriaki?

When did everyone else add the goats?

Brilliant with fruitshoots too for the kids.

Haints are available from all good delis.

No killing goats!! They are ghosts anyway..

Crumble some pom bears over the top for a classy finish

I think I may have used the wrong cupboard for my ingredients. On the plus side, DS1s fungal infection has cleared up and our breath is minty fresh.

Augh, just read the list of definitions of Haint and got to no. 14 - skin between anus and ballsack. I don't want none of that in my Techmix! [blech]

I always thought that was the gooch.

Soupdragon

Hmmmm so which haint was tech referring to? Ghost Goats or Scrotum crack?

Either way sourcing them is going to be tricky.

MatthewWrightOffTheTelly, I actually added a couple of hours to the cooking time to make sure there was really no risk of salmonella but I think it could have done without.

Soupdragon, any recipe for Ds's brocken toe?

To heal the toe?

Or are you planning on consuming the toe, if so how will you mix it?

No, the toe won't be an ingredient. I suppose if it had been I would have had to use his leg to mix it!