Humph why can't I find my crumpet thread?

[nappyaddict]

Anyway I have 1 crumpet with beans. How many crumpets do you have with

a) beans
b) cheese
c) butter
d) jam
e) please share your alternative topping if you have one

I always have 2 crumpets. But only ever with butter and marmite. And maybe a slice of fresh tomato. Beans/Cheese/Jam are an abomination.

Ds has decided to eat crumpets for breakfast with lemon and sugar eugghhh!!!
Personally I would eat them with syrup or something sweet if I was going to - but NOT lemon and sugar. He eats one at a time