What would be in your hamper?

[BooToYouToo]

Received a Fortnum and Masons hamper from a corporate. Full of weird and wonderful items will probably never use (champagne marmalade anyone?)

Got me thinking - what would I put in my ideal hamper?

Booze obv, 
mince pies and cake (no Christmas pud   for me, bleugh), 
mayonnaise for the turkey sarnies
cranberry sauce ditto, 
after dinner mints, 
teabags as I always run out
calpol/paracetamol for Christmas colds
chickpeas and smoked paprika for Jamie's turkey chilli

How about you?

I would like a selection of:

Fruity chutney
Boozy marmalade
Mini truckle of cheddar
Artisan-made oatcakes
Sloe gin or other liqueur
Vanilla pods
Nutmeg and grater
Some Nomu coffee rub
Some carnaroli rice with a truffle inside
Chocolates
Some posh coffee, and some loose leaf assam tea with rose petals.

i bought some champagne jam the other day

i would want cheese
nice chutney
biscuits for the cheese
nice chocs/after dinner mints
a bottle of chocolate ruby
(and a mahoosive jar of silverskin pickled onions because i'm not that posh)