URGENTLY NEED HELP ON MY DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the only thing i have in my fridge is pigs testicles and quail eggs

wtf will i do??

Pigs' testical "holstein (commonly known as pig bollox with an egg on the top)

Eat out.

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vomit

all you need are some vegetables

steamed stinging nettle
and dandelion leaves

I hope they're organic.

Personally i would make a scotch egg type thing. A hard boiled egg in each teste. Yum.

Have you really got pigs bollocks in your fridge?

yes i live in the cuntry

Is it the last of what left of the pig you bred? I think its wonderful your a farmer, i would so like to do that for a living. It is admirable you run a farm on your own too while your husband is away. You must have strong muscles. At least you have the animals to keep you company though. Well before you slaughter them.

yes its barry. i still have the photo of you two together

I too vote for eating out or snaffling some vegetables and making an omelette sans bolleux

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