Well I haven't been here for five days which is practically like coming through rehab for me. But I forgot to do the fanfare thing. So here it is, I'm outta here.

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

And this (the perhaps seventh time) is for real. Just call me the Amy Winehouse of flouncers corner.

• Too much of troll accusation within seconds of a post.
• Too many real trolls
• Far too many threads that go beyond the realms of ignorance
• Far too much introspectiveness between old timers
• Too much sapping of real life time

etcetcetc

And personally I've been using coming on here to take out my own real life frustrations, which is not cool. I'm sorry for being a twat sometimes (to custy esp). But I do love some of you and you have been amazing.

Byes and that.

Have fun in RL.

tdwp.dont go (again).i like ready your posts.your honest which is rare.

Be well and enjoy RL

have a halloween smiley

Oh come on now, you haven't been accused of being a troll for AGES. Stay. I insist.

Sorry you're going TDWP
Really, you seem like a nice person, and your name always makes me chuckle.

Can't help but empathise with your list of reasons though. Especially the last 2.

Oh no not me being a troll, just happens loads on threads these days where the op is new or it's an odd op.

Whoops, shouldn't be here, just got sucked in by a thread about wanting rest when ill.

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!

But seriously, I am off, it has been fun. (see some of you at the xmas meet!)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Oh come on. I'm fed up with people leaving. Don't go.

Bye .

Its going to start echoing around here soon........

see you in five days

But why would you go to a Christmas meet if you're flouncing out of MN?

awwwww ta for that. hope you have a nice break

chow

so you're not coming to the xmas do?

make up your mind woman!

misread that - you ARE still coming

ach.

you'll be back......

MN cannot stay TDWP-free for long

I love your posts, Psycho don't leave I think I only recognise about 3 names on here now,

Psycho ain't leavin!

Have you got her locked in your basement Lost Prophet.

No need, she has legged it once, but now has much less life will power

That could be a really good cliquey thread which mumsnetter would you lock in the basement to stop her flouncing.

I can;t leave.

I have tried to rejoin RL, but each time I had a car accident and so I came back.

and I do mean both times

see the hold MN has over me.......

so, NO, I am far too scared to try RL again.

but thankyou lots twinset for saying you enjoy my posts.........fab compliment that

She may chuck you down a sausgae roll and fruitshoot to keep you going.

twinset, have you started a thread then asking which MNer you would lock in a basement??

No I hate the which mumsnetter threads they make some people bigheaded and others feel unloved.

oh.......was looking forward to seeing who would have been locked in some.

and sadistically looking forward to those who would have admitted to locking them up for 'bad' purposes!!!