Cheerio

[VelvetSnow]

I wouldn't expect many to recognise me but I just thought I'd say cheerio.

MN is not the place for me anymore.

Recent events have left me completely disillusioned and I just don't have the confidence to post anymore.

I didn't even make it a year! Shame that.

Wishing everyone all the best.

Bye.

[Pagwatch]

I mean on mn in general.
I love almost everyone on here

[Hullygully]

It might be more convincing if you got her name right, mardy.

[Hullygully]

Me too. Almost.

[Pagwatch]

The snowies sounds better than the velvets though.
The velvets sound like toilet roll weirdos

[TobyLeWolef]

Or lesbians.

[ShirleyKnot]

Bye Velvet.

[Fo0ffyShmooffer]

Oh. That's good < blinks back tears >
Not like I thought you meant me or anything.

So Immac?

[Pagwatch]

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

Shit list eh? Cool. I've got all day and night Because it may take me a while to type it all out...

[Honeydragon]

It was an accident. Some got erm mislocated unknowingly. She ended up with 10p sized bald patch. It was winter, hats were worn

[GetOrfMo1Land]

Haa I am laughing out loud remembering Honey immacing the baby.

It was on my immacing your pubes thread, Honey came on and mentioned in passing immac on a 4 month old baby's head, then fucked off for a few hours, during which time people froithed YOU IMMACED A BABY'S HEAD and i in typical mumsnet fashion said 'perhaps Honey did it for cultural reasons' (rememnbering a vague thing I had read about some asian baby heads being shaved).

[MardyBra]

It's been a long morning. I lost it in a queue in Sainsburys earlier.

'Twould be called the Velvetties.

[DreamsOfSteam]

ooh I like the Snowies. I want to be a Snowie!

[Hullygully]

What about SoftIceDykes?

[Honeydragon]

Oh, immac.

Fair enough. Hairy babies are a big turn off.

I wonder what my survival rate would be if I posted that on Feminism?

[Hullygully]

hey Shirl!

Nominations?

No one's made any yet except me cos I is hard.

[Hullygully]

Nil by muff.

[Pinot]

Shirley! WTF was your tweet about yesterday? It earnt me a pat on the head by Alouiseg for being a dunce

[Pinot]

nil by muff ver good

[Pagwatch]

I'd like to nominate the arse starting a petition about 'abuse' in special school.
Because a petition in chat is a great idea compared to, you know, reporting it.

[TheRhubarb]

Well if she flounced because of a feminism thread then she has my full commisserations and understanding.

I won't make the mistake of posting on there again!

Anyway, is she back yet?

[Honeydragon]

Getorf, I was trying to point out if a baby suffered no ill effects than it was probably fine to shove on your chuff. But on hindsight more explanation may have been called for before fucking off to the shop.

[MardyBra]

Or this could be the "flouncies".

[Hullygully]

Go Pag!

Not that I don't think Rhubs.

Please let's not go there.

[MardyBra]

Roaring with laughter at "if a baby suffered no ill effects than it was probably fine to shove on your chuff"