Cheerio

[VelvetSnow]

I wouldn't expect many to recognise me but I just thought I'd say cheerio.

MN is not the place for me anymore.

Recent events have left me completely disillusioned and I just don't have the confidence to post anymore.

I didn't even make it a year! Shame that.

Wishing everyone all the best.

Bye.

[Hullygully]

Oh do let's have nominations. What fun.

I'll go first:

All the Berserkers on the pinch-cheek-baby thread.

[Pinot]

I have two on my shitlist. I care not for the big time wankers, it's the sly fuckers that get my goat.

[Pinot]

which thread Hully?

[Pagwatch]

I must step back from the shit list.
Firstly I have my 'quite nice' reputation to maintain.
Secondly I would fret about my pile of nominations.

But the urge to point and name is like a throbbing scab of irritation.
Pick pick pick pick pick

[Pinot]

Paggy you have a pile of nominations? :o

[Hullygully]

You'll never do it Paggy.

Wimp.

[Pagwatch]

Hahaha

Yes. That thread was filled with astonishing righteous twattery.

[Hullygully]

pinch-cheek-baby thread Pinot

[GetOrfMo1Land]

I don't normally kink to threads and say 'go and look at this madness' but seriously, have a look www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1314296-A-relative-pinched-my-14-month-old-baby-on-her-face?msgid=27759887

[GetOrfMo1Land]

Kink?

Kinky

at red button. You cannot leave. You would not be allowed. We would make Justine hunt you down and make you come back.

[Pagwatch]

a great big pile of nominations.

Oh yes. I should be in general health.

[Hullygully]

We need a mix of PARDing and

Nominating.

[Honeydragon]

What is this new hatred for regular posters and people who've been here for more than 5 minutes, I don't understand it?

[Hullygully]

Yes and stop bloody name changing Peachy. I can't keep up.

[Fo0ffyShmooffer]

PARd?

[Hullygully]

Hello MissHoney. Ooo where is the hatred? I like a bit of hatred.

[GetOrfMo1Land]

Pag do you remember on one thread someone came on and said she didn't like you as you had been mean to her.

There was a general sense of jaws hitting the floor in shock, then squeals of outrage.

Turns out she had mixed you up with someone else!

[Fo0ffyShmooffer]

Sorry.

PARD?

[Hullygully]

PARD = Polite and Reasonable Discourse. we had a thread for the encouragement of.

[Hullygully]

I remember that.

Vanilla, that's our Pag.

[GetOrfMo1Land]

I think there should be a great Mumsnet war and schism, like post war Germany.

All the fuckwitz can go over there, we can stay here, and every so often we can lob grenades over.

OOH it will be like when the sales pages used to be free to advertise on, and the Pram Huns Row occured. I loved that.

[GetOrfMo1Land]

Yes, even her sworn and open enemies back down in the force of her niceness.

[Pinot]

No-one hates Pag.

It probably says that in the Bible if you look hard enough.

[Hullygully]

Has she got sworn and open enemies?

I thought there was just that one mistaken one.

Who here has enemies?

[Pagwatch]

yes I remember.
I even apologised before she realised it wasn't me.

Arse.