Die Hard 4. I miss Bruce. Bruce is gone.

[Cappuccino]

oh dear

I know he is doing well for his age etc

but I always had a bit of a thing for Bruce

and now he looks like Richard Wilson

in fact Richard Wilson is sexier

bye Bruce. It was fun

but it is over

Traitor!!!!

I'll have him if you don't want him

oh fine

really he will need hair and make-up before you get him

have you seen the film?

Oh no! Why does Hollywood always do that with men!

I love Bruce too but I don't want him to be a figure of fun. Let people get old with dignity I say.

hair and make up, isn't he like kinda completely bald???

oh they have been putting hair on bald people for years

catch up

some men age well adn some men don't

sadly Bruce looks like an egg with wrinkles

it is tragic

I have a bit of a thing for bald chaps. Skinny bald ones, with glasses. That kind of intellectual-geek look.

(Although in fact the father of my children is neither skinny nor bald.)

yes mi absolutely

however he is not being geeky

he is being hard-boiled

I really wasn't joking about Richard Wilson - I would, I really would

I slightly get the impression that Mr Wilson is how can I put it not a ladies' man.

The dirty sweaty old grey vest will live on though...

ah well

I doubt we would have been getting it on anyway

the point is that there are plenty of lovely looking older men around

but Bruce, for all his early promise, is not one of them

I remember watching him in Moonlighting and he was too big for the screen

he was so obv a film actor