Guess the film based on a boring description

[JanglingJack]

Following on from another thread ...

Erm...

Chaos ensues due to random feline entering house with young children. Mum is missing for the most part.

Big fish, small boat.

Bigger marine creature. Bigger boat.

small fish. No boat.

Is it Jaws?

If so, snap! See large shark reaches menopause.

Horse has a shit life and when reunited with his childhood horse friend from when times were happier, she dies and he eventually gets rescued.

Black beauty? I only know the book though

Finding Nemo

Moby Dick

Oh I'm not sleeping...

Clown appears in drains. Turns out to be a big spider.

Megladon

Girl rescued from orphanage run by drunken schemer usually seen in her underwear.
Rescued purely to make miserable old businessman look good.
Both learn to tap dance in sync remarkably.
Lots of racism ensues with girls rescue.
Other orphans live happily ever after, as does drunken orphanage manager who is last seen riding an elephant.

Classic!

Annie

Of course @SkiingIsHeaven

Okay...

Huge fight over a piece of jewellery, the film contains obsession, treachery, traitors and mild peril!

Snakes and a biblical artefact.

It sinks...

Titanic surely!

Or... The Rock

Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Mumsnet is the sort of site where you would expect to see this film. Maybe in health, looking for bandages?

Grown woman has very inappropriate relationship with boy child

Big?

I have noticed that they cut 'that' scene out now.

That's the one!

family's first air bnb experience goes badly wrong

Leave The World Behind?*

No!

An immigrant adoptee is repatriated back to their place of birth and experiences culture shock and prejudice

Don't think anyone got this one yet?

Man puts his own heart in a box then attaches a small octopus to his own face. Octopus puts up with this instead of pursuing its obviously possible career as a concert organist. Meanwhile, very much larger octopus takes a liking to a different man and decides to attach the entirety of his ship to the inside of well, its stomach. This is somehow related.

I was going to ask if you were on acid this morning?

Then Alien popped in to my mind...