Explain a film plot badly

[ThunderInMyHeart]

Just read about this as I think it's "trending". I reckon we could come up with a pretty good list...

e.g. 'young girl leaves home to live with 7 strange men' (Snow White)

Your turn.

Two scientist get it wrong when they mix up DNA. A creature grows out it. turns out it's both girl, boy and insect. It has sex with both both its creator. Turns into an insect and kills the male. The woman survives while pregnant by a weird creature. ( splice ) I hope they make a two one day.

A black man become a knight in the Middle Ages (black night )

Ancient talking frog convinces man to kill his father. (Empire strikes back)

Young Sam Pippin saves entire school from terrorists (Toy Soldiers)

Women drive car off cliff for some reason (Thelma & Louise)

Darryl Hannah is a tall leggy blond (in any film she's in)

Julia Roberts shows off her 64 teeth in classic JR grin (any film she's in)

"Pimps don't cry" (The Other Guys)

Young man has unnecessary dental procedure.

-Marathon Man

A bet goes wrong (Dangerous Liaisons )

Family-run firm experiences problems with a new competitor. (The Godfather)

Girl has really bad PMT (Carrie)

Men staying at bleak campsite make own entertainment (The Great Escape)

Jewish family should have fixed loose tile on roof (Ben-Hur)

Unexpected guest becomes increasingly annoying (Alien)

Drinking and driving spoils a nice day out (The Italian Job)

Groundhog Day without the laughs - Source Code

Unpleasant boat-trip causes bovine death.

• Apocalypse Now.

Nanny oversteps mark with PFB (The Omen)

4 boys are friends. One of them overhears his older brother tell his friend he's found a boy who been missing dead in the woods but doesn't want to tell the police. The 4 boys decide to take a hike in woods to see the body. It's a heartwarming coming of age story.

(Stand by me.)

More river Phoenix...

Homeless, good looking young man suffering debilitating narcolepsy befriends good looking young man who is rebelling stinking rich parents who shows him the ropes in male prostitution. They go to Italy.

(My private Idaho)

Film title causing little boys to giggle, drop pants and run around naked for a while (Free Willy)

FBI agent fails to capture surfing bank robbber over and over again. (Point Break)

Randy couple have a lousy mini-break in Venice.

• Don't Look Now.

Narcissistic Dad ups his entire family including young children to get away from evils of modern society. Wife doesn't have time to even clean dishes in sink before they all leave. Calls his wife "Mother." They move to middle of a jungle in Central America. Dad decides to make ice. Because the natives have never seen ice. Dad dies. Mother brings kids back home. Bet she regrets those dirty dishes when they come back.

(Mosquito coast)

Controlling father interrogates future son in law.

(Meet the parents)

There are 14 people on a train. One is a murder victim, the other a detective. The murder victim had been stabbed 12 times. Nobody is arrested. (Murder on the Orient Express)

Failed nun with good singing voice, falls in love with widower and his seven children and helps them to escape to America.

The sound of music...in a nutshell.

Man rejected for gender reassignment surgery takes it badly (The Silence Of The Lambs)

Woman makes dress out of curtains. Doesn't allow impending WW2 to stand in way of nabbing bloke from fiancee despite ex-nun status. Likes kids. (Sound of Music)

Whoops! Already done!

White people show black people how to campaign for civil rights (Mississippi Burning)

People survive on frozen meat after a plane crash. (Alive)

Man breaks arm while trying to release it from boulder. (127 hours)

Man stops turning into wolf. Woman stops turning into bird. (Ladyhawke)
Girl gets through giant maze. (Labyrinth)

Son reacts badly to dad's decision to appoint an outsider as CEO of family business (Gladiator)