Snakes on a Plane - it makes NO sense

[Hassled]

Anyone watching? Why are there so many snakes?
Why did they escape from an exploding box in the hold below but then get into the main bit from above shagging in the loo couple?
How were shagging couple shagging while she was wearing shorts?
Why didn't they use the dog as bait? Why wasn't the dog in the hold?
Why are they all so useless?

Why did they fly through the thunderstorm and not above it?

Umm because it is a rubbish film

There's also a Snakes on a Train movie... Not a sequel or anything but equally as rubbish apparently

Snakes on a Train :o. Brilliant.

Switch your brain off. Thinking will do you no favours when watching that film.

Why are there so many snakes?
Murderer really wanted the plane to crash.

Why did they escape from an exploding box in the hold below but then get into the main bit from above shagging in the loo couple?
It was rigged to blow when they got to a certain altitude. Planes have lots of tubes and tunnels, easy for snake to get to the top of the plane.

How were shagging couple shagging while she was wearing shorts? Maybe she had a feel placed hole.

Why didn't they use the dog as bait? Why wasn't the dog in the hold? One bloke did and who knows.

Why are they all so useless? They just are.

Why did they fly through the thunderstorm and not above it? Pilot error or reducing altitude.

As above, its a shit film.

Thank you Tali but I have so many other questions my brain might explode :o

Now the snakes are on crack - it's the film that keeps on giving.

The leis were sprayed with a pheromone that attracts the snakes. What you see is snakes that are basically in a sex crazed state. Horny as fuck basically.

I love snakes on a plane. Might watch it later on my now box.
Watching Thursday night question time ATM.
Wooooaaaahhh. The shagging couple bit makes me shudder,
Imagine thinking you're going to get pleasure but you get agony instead.

It is undoubtedly the worst film I have ever say through. We recorded it on sky and have since forgotten/lost the pin number to delete it. Thankfully it's the same pin which allows us to watch it.

What about the dude who got bitten on the end of cock while he was having a wee.

Blasphemy! Snakes on a Plane is the BEST movie ever!!

'Get off my dick!" - how could anyone dislike a film with glorious dialogue like that?!

I loathe it for the shagging scene; a snake bites a boob and a cock .

Hate it with a fuckin' passion!

Why didn't the humans switch to oxygen masks, and then turn off cabin air supply to suffocate everything else?

Don't overthink the film, you'll fry your brain!

:o DP watched this film... ON A PLANE.

Most films have ridiculous plot elements, I think when the film is about snakes on a plane you've got to kind of go with the flow. I mean how are snakes are actually transported on planes. They probably wouldn't even be awake.

:o at the snake aviation disclaimer. I sort of wish I was one now.
How is co-pilot miraculously alive?

Ha ha. Your dp actually watched snakes on a plane, erm on a plane.
I'm impressed. Could never be that brave.

Is the MNetter CakesOnATrain still around?

Did you notice the buttons on the microwave?

spoiler 'I've had enough of these mother fucking snakes on this motherfucking plane' don't over think things people. I think Sam Jackson needed some easy money.

I watched this with DP on our first ever dirty weekend at the seaside.
Makes me smile every time I see it in the tv listings.

Chris Hemsworth's wife is in that film, what a lucky cow.

Is she? Don't understand why she cut all her hair off in Fast 7. They look like a lovely family.