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Jupiter Ascending

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Lardylassnomore · 08/02/2015 16:43

I couldn't wait till it was over. Whilst the effects were good the story was confusing and frankly pants.

Good acting talent wasted IMHO.

Anyone else had theirs fortune to see it?

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Lardylassnomore · 08/02/2015 16:43

Misfortune

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Davros · 09/02/2015 22:04

Was planning on going, not so sure now!

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Lardylassnomore · 10/02/2015 07:31

Don't waste your money Davros.

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Davros · 10/02/2015 21:12

Thanks. I won't!

Bambambini · 19/02/2015 22:56

Went today with my 12 yr old. I had read some bad reviews etc but I thought it was entertaining enough, so did my 12 yr old. It was different and in a huge scale, epic Scifi. Not perfect but not sorry we saw it. Sean Bean was looking great.

ArcheryAnnie · 19/02/2015 23:10

Haven't seen it yet, but plan to. How bad can an hour and a half of looking at Charming Potato in eyeliner be?

He's just adorable.

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Lardylassnomore · 20/02/2015 14:43

It felt like half a day had gone by. I couldn't wait for it to end. Very little story which is a shame as it has some very good actors in. The plot is weak to see the least. Not worth a trip to the cinema at all.

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LilMissSunshine9 · 20/02/2015 19:22

I saw it today, the visuals are great and Channing moving with his gravity boots is awesome including the fight they had at the beginning. I agree mid way I felt it dragged

Roseformeplease · 20/02/2015 19:25

Terrible film. But I really, really want a go of those boots.

And who could fancy a man with wings? Eddie Redmayne was brilliantly sinister, though.

BoozeyTuesday · 20/02/2015 19:50

Terrible! I normally like mila and channing but it was a really awful film. The storyline made no sense!

MsAmerica · 28/02/2015 01:30

Here's an enjoyable derisive review:

www.wsj.com/articles/jupiter-ascending-review-another-large-object-in-a-wobbly-orbit-1423169254

MoustacheofRonSwanson · 09/03/2015 02:27

It was total fucking nonsense. But I really enjoy that sometimes. Visually stunning in a post modern way.

HidingFromDD · 09/03/2015 06:20

Bloody awful. Managed to make Channing Tatum looks unsexy!

Left before the end, I'm 50, I don't have enough life left to waste on that rubbishGrin

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